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It’s been a long cold Winter, fam.

This Diva would be the last Diva to judge your for jumping on anything with a pulse as the Spring begins to thaw things out. The thirst is real, and I feel you. But words to the wiseasses, take care before you get bare.

Unlike the Game of Thrones adage states, Winter was NOT cumming.  Well, not for me and not with anyone else bearing witness, if you catch what I’m throwing.  I got about as much action as a geriatric sloth in a deepfreeze so, ja…. Enough about me though, let’s talk about sex!

Queer choir hear me, we need to be good boy scouts and be prepared for any event that may allow us to get our hibernated rocks off.

You know the drill (if you’re hoping to get drilled), water-based lube, condoms, PrEP stocked if you’re HIV-negative and ARVs stocked if you’re HIV-positive. PrEP and ARVs lower the risks of HIV transmission dramatically if taken as prescribed, so empower yourself before you power bottom your way through to Summer.

There’s no need for us to be sharing anything more than a good time with each other as the flowers begin to go into full bloom, so a comprehensive STI screening at your doctor or local clinic is ALWAYS a good idea before you fluff out those frozen tailfeathers and cum into season yoself.

This is a judgement free zone my people.  You can be as conservative or as promiscuous as you like, but there is a smart way to do it, so make sure you know what that is before you get thoroughly defrosted, defrocked and willingly defiled.

Give Call4Care a ring if you wanna know more about being safe with your dingaling:

071 683 3226 Monday to Friday 9am to 4pm.  You can also SMS or WhatsApp so don’t be a shy shrinking violet and get those questions answered!

Take care Spring Blossoms, and remember, sex is a delicious and beautiful thing – but so are you! Stick around and hold onto some of that love that you intend on spreading around.  You’re TOTALLY worth it.

The Little Poof is a contributing writer for the Anova Health Institute, this is their views, which may or may not reflect those of Anova and its affiliates.

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