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NO SHAME IN THE GAYME


NO SHAME IN THE GAYME

Hunnay, if you are single-handedly putting the ‘HOE’ back into ‘HOE-MO-SEXUAL’, you will not be getting a Judge Judy impersonation from me!

Uh Uh!  Nuh Uh!  Nancy Drew the line!

Thou shalt NOT!

I am NOT a gayzebo, and therefore I have zero need to cast any shade on your desire to spread that love like jam on bread. Quite the opposite in fact.

You are beautiful!  Sex is amazing! Hell, Lawd Gaga knows that if I could, I would be doing it too!

However, what this slightly more matured Mavis will be doing, is encouraging you to do all that lekker “pomping” from a place of power. Knowledge is power my pretties, so listen to aunty Mavis…

Yasssss!   It is approaching summer hunnies, and Pride season (depending on where you pay your rent) and with all this “Spring” in the air, the boys are going to be out and about, increasing your chances of finding someone to do the crotch-stomp en vryf with.

So…. BE PREPARED!

How?  Well, are you packing?

Be a good boy scout and make sure your moonbag is brimming with good quality condoms and water-based lube.

Get screened:  Get your fine behind to your nearest clinic and find out what you’re twerking with.  Test for HIV and other sexually transmitted infections and get the meds that do the most!

HIV-negative?  Learn all about PrEP and see how you can stay that way!

HIV-positive?  Start popping those ARV pills so the virus can become undetectable and you can’t pass it on!  U equals U baby Boo!

Get any other lumps, leaks, bumps, sores, warts and all checked out by a health expert and you will be well on your way to having a happy and healthy summer bunny sexscapade!

Here’s who you should chat to:

Ivan Toms Men’s Health Clinic, 1 Portswood Rd, Greenpoint Cape Town.

And

The Health4Men Services Clinic in Yeoville, corner of Kenmere Rd and Hopkins, Yeoville, Johannesburg.

Or you can get hold of those lovely peeps at Call4Care (text, WhatsApp or call) on the following: 071 683 3226 Monday to Friday 9 am to 4 pm.

The Little Poof is a contributing writer for the Anova Health Institute, these are their views, which may or may not reflect those of Anova and its affiliates. 

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