Okay, but really though? There are sub-groups on Reddit that would beg to differ.
Hunties, it may be in vogue to wax lyrical about landing a guy with a big mass of man meat, but as the cliché goes, bigger aint always better, Boo!
Guys with gigantic ‘jiloges’ have their challenges too. I chatted to someone with a colossal cock about some of the problems he has to get to grips with packing that prime real estate penis in his briefs (he has chosen to remain anonymous, for various reasons) and this is what he said:
“Everyone thinks it must be so amazing to have a big dick, but I swear that it isn’t. Yes, it looks impressive once I get naked, but I can’t tell you how many times guys have turned me down before sex because they are scared it will hurt.
Even the guys who are willing to try usually stop me very quickly when I barely have the tip in because they can’t take it anymore. I won’t even start when it comes to oral sex, long story short (excuse the pun) I don’t get any. I also always have to be the one to bottom if I want to have sex, and it’s fucking frustrating.”
Here are some ways that you can take it easier when considering enjoying sex that involves a prodigious penis.
“The first thing is to find sex positions that are not painful or are less painful. Another is to use a lubricant. Finally, it’s important to start slowly and not penetrate aggressively”, says Dr Zvi Zuckerman, a Florida-based professional clinical consultant.
If you’re the well-endowed one who’s topping, use your other big head and take it slow sweetheart! Where’s the fire? (other than in your pants.). Remember, slow and steady wins the race.
If you become impatient and plow into your partner, you are much more likely to tear the soft lining of his anus and could even cause a fissure or another kind of rupture that can leading to infections, internal bleeding and other complications, never mind excruciating pain, which is why it is probably a good idea to use a condom even if you have been taking PrEP.
A condom may prevent bacterial infections as well as STI infections and condoms will fit most dicks, even the monster dongs. Otherwise, extra-large domes can be purchased from your friendly pharmacy.
But there are also challenges involved if you are at the receiving end of meeting someone who has mammoth man-meat.
If you are not relaxed, lubed or prepared enough, you can get seriously hurt. The sphincter and lining of the anus is a very delicate area of the body and you can do some serious harm if you’re not careful. Even if you think you’re doing an okay job accommodating the large pecker he’s packing, you may be enduring many microtears in and around your anus that you don’t yet know about.
Lube, lube and even more lube as the good doctor says! The bigger the dick the more water-based lubricant you should be using. This is not the time to be a frugal fruit cake, be generous! Make sure that there is enough lube to make penetration as smooth as possible. The anus is not self-lubricating, and it will thank you for this later.
Chat to your healthcare provider about other safer and more enjoyable ways you can enjoy sex with a “sizable salami.”
Remember, you always have the option to ‘go big – or go home!’
The Little Poof is a contributing writer for the Anova Health Institute. These are their views, which may or may not reflect those of Anova and its affiliates.